Oh, did I mess that up AGAIN? Me and my stupid typos.

Well bloglings, we have gained two new members to out cult group. In history I was with my friend “Taylee” and “Bottom Icher” and we were slacking, I mean researching, things on google. Eventually we typed in my name and they found this website. They read it and they fell in love with my witty humor and political correctness and they just couldn’t leave. So welcome them, we will do the dancing around the fire ritual later.

But while we’re talking about my sath teacher* let’s talk about my Eautiful Bnglish teacher**. For some reason she thinks that high school students aren’t slackers and she thinks it’s a great idea to pile on homework and make everything do the same day. Now, I understand why she would think that is a great idea, because it is. Well it is except for the fact that it’s not a great plan. It just means that I’m doing all of the work in one night. I’ve realized that in that class as long as it looks pretty and you use fun colors you’ll get a good grade.

Speaking of pretty colors, have you guys head of HD Sunglasses? In the immortal words of my french teacher: “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?” You can’t see the world in HIGH DEFINITION because you already see the world in REAL DEFINITION. God. I think the next step is bottled air and glasses that let you see the world in 3D.

FF) Goldfishes metabolism rely on the temperature of their water.