I don’t know what it is about watching Survivor with my family makes me want to blog. Maybe it’s the fact that I want to kill each and everyone of them (family, not the people on survivor) and I need something to take my mind off my fury.

Today I spent my afternoon watching dozens of videos and commenting over a thousand times. As anti-social as that sounds it was a lot of fun because I wasn’t alone. I wish with a bunch of other people who lack a social life. But it was for charity so I can so I can check off my good dead of the year day.

SURVIVOR STOP DISTRACTING ME WITH YOU OBVIOUSLY STAGED EVENTS.

A few days ago my dad got this special kind of yogurt which taste better than what we usually get and he got five of them. I’ve had two and my sister has had two. Now there is one left (Oh the things trigonometry can teach you) and my sister thinks she should get it. Now not only is she fat and doesn’t need any more food, but don’t you think that the yogurt is rightfully mine? I mean, I’m vastly superior in every way so it should be mine. I mean, honestly, if you were dying and the one possession that you had was a DELICIOUS yogurt, you would definitely leave it to me over my little sister, right? Right. That’s what I thought.

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Ok so that was like a week ago. But since then the only interesting thing I have found is what follows. NSFW.

FF) CHRISTMAS IS IN THREE DAYSS AHHH.